Listen up, recruits. After years of deploying strategic sass across multiple theaters of combat, I've mastered the art of psychological warfare. The key is timing your verbal headshots for maximum impact.

My most effective technique? Dropping a tactical one-liner right after eliminating a target. Nothing says 'git gud' like a perfectly executed teabag maneuver.

Lmao I used to yell “for the alliance!” before every melee kill in COD. Not exactly stealthy psychological warfare but hey, the confusion alone gave me time for the next takedown 😅

Amateur hour. Real Spartans teabag their victims. The psychological damage lasts longer than the respawn timer.