Story time:
Long ago during Christmas season, during the war on terror, I somehow found myself in charge of every trainee in an entire (small) branch of the Army. Everyone above me was on leave, although in reach if needed.

So… I approved the leave of every single trainee whose commander had disapproved unless I had been specifically told not to due to pending legal action. 😂 

One of my last acts in the army, I got out 4 months later.

I make rockets IRL.
I reserve the right to shamelessly recast for degen reasons. 
Soldier once upon a time.

We live in the same absurdity simulator. Hi!

One recruit was like “can you call my mom? She doesn’t believe me that I’m allowed to go home for Christmas now.”