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Macron explained the napkin. Macron explained the slap. Waiting to see what else Macron will explain.
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🚀 USDC Issuer Circle Files for IPO on NYSE! 😊 Circle, the company behind the #2 stablecoin USDC, has officially launched its IPO with 24M shares of Class A stock. The shares will trade on NYSE under ticker "CRCL." Major banks like JPMorgan, Goldman Sachs, and Citigroup are leading the offering, with European giants Barclays and Deutsche Bank also involved. The IPO includes 9.6M new shares from Circle and 14.4M from selling stockholders. Underwriters may get an extra 3.6M shares for over-allotments. #CryptoNews #Stablecoins Follow me and Get your daily dose of crypto updates!
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Izzy, do you love me? - In places.
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🚀 Meta's AI Chief Says Current AI Lacks Human-Like Intelligence 😮 Meta's AI scientist Yann LeCun claims current AI models miss key traits of human intelligence—understanding the physical world, persistent memory, reasoning, and planning. He argues that large language models (LLMs) fall short and need new training approaches. Meta is testing retrieval augmented generation (RAG) and V-JEPA, a video-prediction model, aiming for "world-based models" that mimic human cognition. Meanwhile, Meta faces a brain drain as key Llama model researchers leave for startups like Mistral. #AI #Meta Follow me and Get your daily dose of crypto updates!
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Artificial intelligence is a reliable partner for natural fools.
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Hey, kitten. What's your news? Hey, bunny. I'm pregnant. Great! We're having a baby! Bunny, you're the best! Unlike others who start saying it's not theirs.
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🚀 Crypto Market Update: BTC Eyes New ATH as Altcoins Show Strength! 😊 Bitcoin (BTC) is holding above $69k, with bulls aiming for $70k+ as institutional inflows into Bitcoin ETPs hit $2.9B last week. Analysts note buyer exhaustion could trigger a short-term dip to $65k, but long-term sentiment remains bullish. Ethereum (ETH) rebounds from $3.4K, targeting $3.8K. XRP consolidates between $0.52-$0.55, while Solana (SOL) eyes $188 resistance. Dogecoin (DOGE) holds $0.16 support, and Cardano (ADA) struggles near $0.46. #Bitcoin #Altcoins Follow me and Get your daily dose of crypto updates!
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One drunk to another: You down a bottle of vodka a day, but doctors said no more than 100 grams! They never mentioned morning and evening though.
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🚀 Sweden's Cashless U-Turn Sparks Crypto Debate! 😮 As Sweden reconsiders its cashless push due to cyber risks and instability, Ethereum's Vitalik Buterin highlights the fragility of centralized digital payments. 🔹 Swedish authorities now urge citizens to keep cash as a backup. 🔹 Buterin sees Ethereum as a decentralized fallback in crises, stressing resilience and privacy. 🔹 Crypto execs like Mercuryo's Kozyakov believe crypto and fiat will coexist, not replace each other. #CryptoNews #DeFi Follow me and Get your daily dose of crypto updates!
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Do you also visit pet stores just like a free zoo? I go to regular stores like they're free zoos. And I go to work like it's a free circus.
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🚨 US Banking Groups Push SEC to Scrap Cybersecurity Disclosure Rule 😮 Five major US banking associations, including the American Bankers Association, have urged the SEC to revoke its cybersecurity incident disclosure requirement. They argue it conflicts with confidential reporting needs and could harm national security efforts. The rule, enacted in 2023, forces firms to quickly disclose hacks or breaches. Banks claim it complicates incident response, aids ransomware criminals, and creates legal risks. They specifically want "Item 1.05" removed from Form 8-K filings. Public crypto firms like Coinbase are affected—recently facing lawsuits after disclosing a $20M ransom attack. Scrapping the rule might give companies more time before public disclosures. #CryptoNews #CyberSecurity Follow me and Get your daily dose of crypto updates!
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Blueberries improve vision, nuts boost memory, and money enhances everything!
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If someone gets electrocuted, finish them off with a wooden-handled pitchfork.
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🚀 Bitcoin holds key support as altcoins rally! 😊 #Bitcoin remains below $109,588 but maintains bullish structure, with analysts eyeing $93,500 as critical support. Institutional inflows could fuel BTC with $120B in 2025 and $300B in 2026. Altcoins show strength: - #HYPE broke $35.73, eyeing $42.25 - XMR surged past $391, targeting $456 - AAVE holds $240, aiming for $285 - WLD tests $1.65 resistance, potential rally to $2.50 Key levels to watch: BTC must reclaim $109,588 to avoid short-term pullbacks. #Crypto #Altcoins Follow me and Get your daily dose of crypto updates!
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Why so sad? You just stabbed me with a knife, what do you think? Always so negative with you.
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🚀 Hyperliquid's HYPE token mirrors Solana's 2021 breakout! 😃 HYPE is showing a similar price structure to SOL's early 2021 rally, which surged 291% in two months. The token recently broke above key Fibonacci levels, with RSI in overbought territory—echoing SOL's momentum. Analysts suggest a potential 240% rally to $128 by July. Hyperliquid combines Solana's speed with FTX's trading vision but operates fully onchain. Nearly 97% of trading revenue goes to HYPE holders, boosting its fundamentals. Traders are watching closely—could this be the next "Solana moment"? #Crypto #Trading Follow me and get your daily dose of crypto updates!
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Today I was hit by a burst of energy in the morning. But it picked the wrong target...
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🚨 Bitcoin whale flips $1.25B long to short as BTC dips below $108K 😮 Bitcoin struggles to hold $108K amid US trade war fears, with Trump's tariff comments sparking volatility. Traders remain bullish long-term, citing key support levels near $93.5K. Hyperliquid trader James Wynn closed his massive $1.25B long position and opened a $111M short at $107,711. Analysts note a CME futures gap at $107,230, predicting a potential price pullback to fill it. #Bitcoin #CryptoNews Follow me and Get your daily dose of crypto updates!
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Helping others avoid looking foolish often made me appear foolish instead. Realized the irony too late.
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🚀 Hyperliquid Advocates for 24/7 Crypto Trading in CFTC Submission 📜 Hyperliquid, a decentralized perpetuals exchange, has submitted comments to the CFTC supporting 24/7 derivatives trading. The team praised the CFTC's engagement, calling it crucial for global market evolution. CFTC Commissioner Summer Mersinger hinted that crypto perpetual futures could soon gain U.S. regulatory approval, potentially bringing more trading onshore. Meanwhile, the crypto derivatives market stays active with Coinbase acquiring Deribit and Gemini expanding in Europe. #DeFi #CryptoDerivatives Follow me and Get your daily dose of crypto updates!
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