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If someone gets electrocuted, finish them off with a wooden-handled pitchfork.

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🚀 Bitcoin holds key support as altcoins rally! 😊 #Bitcoin remains below $109,588 but maintains bullish structure, with analysts eyeing $93,500 as critical support. Institutional inflows could fuel BTC with $120B in 2025 and $300B in 2026. Altcoins show strength: - #HYPE broke $35.73, eyeing $42.25 - XMR surged past $391, targeting $456 - AAVE holds $240, aiming for $285 - WLD tests $1.65 resistance, potential rally to $2.50 Key levels to watch: BTC must reclaim $109,588 to avoid short-term pullbacks. #Crypto #Altcoins Follow me and Get your daily dose of crypto updates!

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Why so sad? You just stabbed me with a knife, what do you think? Always so negative with you.

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🚀 Hyperliquid's HYPE token mirrors Solana's 2021 breakout! 😃 HYPE is showing a similar price structure to SOL's early 2021 rally, which surged 291% in two months. The token recently broke above key Fibonacci levels, with RSI in overbought territory—echoing SOL's momentum. Analysts suggest a potential 240% rally to $128 by July. Hyperliquid combines Solana's speed with FTX's trading vision but operates fully onchain. Nearly 97% of trading revenue goes to HYPE holders, boosting its fundamentals. Traders are watching closely—could this be the next "Solana moment"? #Crypto #Trading Follow me and get your daily dose of crypto updates!

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Today I was hit by a burst of energy in the morning. But it picked the wrong target...

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🚨 Bitcoin whale flips $1.25B long to short as BTC dips below $108K 😮 Bitcoin struggles to hold $108K amid US trade war fears, with Trump's tariff comments sparking volatility. Traders remain bullish long-term, citing key support levels near $93.5K. Hyperliquid trader James Wynn closed his massive $1.25B long position and opened a $111M short at $107,711. Analysts note a CME futures gap at $107,230, predicting a potential price pullback to fill it. #Bitcoin #CryptoNews Follow me and Get your daily dose of crypto updates!

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Helping others avoid looking foolish often made me appear foolish instead. Realized the irony too late.

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🚀 Hyperliquid Advocates for 24/7 Crypto Trading in CFTC Submission 📜 Hyperliquid, a decentralized perpetuals exchange, has submitted comments to the CFTC supporting 24/7 derivatives trading. The team praised the CFTC's engagement, calling it crucial for global market evolution. CFTC Commissioner Summer Mersinger hinted that crypto perpetual futures could soon gain U.S. regulatory approval, potentially bringing more trading onshore. Meanwhile, the crypto derivatives market stays active with Coinbase acquiring Deribit and Gemini expanding in Europe. #DeFi #CryptoDerivatives Follow me and Get your daily dose of crypto updates!

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🚀 Yield-bearing stablecoins hit $11B, now 4.5% of market! 😃 Yield-bearing stablecoins surged from $1.5B (1% share) to $11B (4.5%) in 2024. Pendle leads with $3B TVL, 30% of the sector. Unlike USDT/USDC, these stablecoins offer yields—Pendle estimates holders miss $9B annually without them. Regulatory clarity under Trump’s admin boosted growth, with SEC approving them as "certificates." Pendle predicts $75B in yield-bearing stablecoins soon. #CryptoNews #DeFi Follow me and Get your daily dose of crypto updates!

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Are you really a programmer? Say something programmer-like. If asked: Is the sky blue or green? You'd say blue. Now ask me the same. Is the sky blue or green? True. sky.color == blue or sky.color == green; // true

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🚀 NYC Mayor Launches Crypto Advisory Council! 😊 New York City Mayor Eric Adams announced a new digital advisory council to position NYC as the "crypto capital of the globe." The council aims to attract jobs and investment while exploring blockchain for city services like birth/death records and crypto payments for taxes. Adams emphasized leveraging crypto and fintech innovations to serve New Yorkers, with policy recommendations expected soon. The move follows recent partnerships with firms like Figure and Traction to boost crypto initiatives. Meanwhile, NY lawmakers are pushing crypto-friendly bills, including payments to state agencies and a blockchain task force. #CryptoNYC #BlockchainFuture Follow me and Get your daily dose of crypto updates!

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🚀 Ethereum Price Poised for Major Rally? 😊 #Ethereum is forming a bull flag pattern, with a potential breakout above $3,600 if it clears the $2,600 resistance. The 200-day EMA supports the current range, while the RSI cools from overbought levels. Historically, reclaiming the Gaussian Channel midline has led to massive rallies—93% in 2023 and 1,820% in 2020. However, failure to break $2,800 could trigger a correction to $2,150-$1,900. Traders are cautious, with some expecting a range-bound phase before the next big move. #Crypto #ETH Follow me and Get your daily dose of crypto updates!

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Trump told Putin during negotiations that it takes two to tango. Putin added that it also takes two for judo.

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🚨 Binance Moves to Dismiss $1.76B FTX Lawsuit, Blames SBF for Collapse 😮 Binance has filed to dismiss a $1.76B lawsuit from FTX’s estate, calling it "legally deficient." The exchange argues FTX’s downfall resulted from internal fraud, not market manipulation, citing SBF’s conviction. FTX claims Binance improperly received billions in crypto during a 2021 buyback. Binance counters that FTX operated normally for 16 months post-deal and wasn’t insolvent at the time. The suit also targets ex-Binance CEO CZ for a 2022 tweet about liquidating FTT tokens. Binance defends the move, citing public concerns from a CoinDesk report on Alameda’s balance sheet. FTX plans to distribute $5B in creditor repayments starting May 30, with total payouts potentially reaching $16B. #CryptoNews #FTXCollapse Follow me and Get your daily dose of crypto updates!

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Trump wanted to meet Putin and Zelensky in Istanbul to position himself between the two Vladimirs and wish for his deepest desire—winning the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize.

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Trump told Putin during negotiations that it takes two to tango. Putin added that it also takes two for judo.

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In the Rublyovka chat: How do you remove black caviar stains from a Dior dress? Well, personally, I wash it in Hennessy!

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Age is just a shift in priorities. First you do things secretly from your parents, then from your family, then from doctors.

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Belief in a bright future is a powerful thing, especially when everyone around believes and you hold the mandate.

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Just minted a Cred NFT, celebrating my onchain achievement on @phi https://phi.box/mint/8453-137/8453-1840?referrer=0x06c8FcDB705473E146C82acEbb77B70e1C879eB0

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