Own The Doge

An easy to follow guide for how to acquire new territories: 

Step 1 - test mother’s boundaries 

will she shout? 
yes = ABORT MISSION
no = see step 2

Step 2 - relax and get cozy

Playing “The SIMS Pets” except this feels real. Cannelle is dog. Cruella is cat. I am mother.

Architectural designer, crypto enthusiast

Usually the dog is a bull in a china shop and is always stepping on my shoes and anything in her way on the floor, but in the chair she’s quite graceful hehe

😄 my cat would totally fail the 'lie nicely on silk clothes' mission.

toby must’ve found the same manual cuz he does the exact same thing