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bad hosts are my least favorite kind of friends fr

they’ll beg you to visit, but when you do, there’s no music playing, nowhere comfy to sit, they expect you to bring food, never offer anything to drink, and their place smells like crack 

don’t invite people over if you can’t take care of AT LEAST two of the above 😭🙏 you’re welcome

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That’s why I don’t invite anyone over ever. I just don’t know how to get rid of the crack smell. lolz also I don’t like people up in my space misaligning the energy

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thing #5 at @clanker

Not sharing the crack. Non-existent invite clearly implies BYOC

I think as long as you share the crack it’s cool

i can’t describe it — i’d just say it’s disgusting and makes you wanna go to church

i heard boiling vinegar helps with both crack smell and bad energy from guests 😇