if you're aren't ordering desert first at least once a week, you're not really an adult, you're mentally still living with your parents

i'm 37yo and i always use the opposite desert/dessert that i mean

i know the difference, i know which is correct, it's like a mental block at this point

i eat a lot of desserts and spend a lot of time in deserts, i have high exposure, im goofing this several times a week now

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i said upfront, i know the difference, ive never been confused, i don't need a new mnenomic, i just use them wrong 😛

YES 🙌🏻 

And which one has MORE of the letter “s”

uhhhh both are pretty excellent but i guess i could increase my sweets intake without burning up, i don't need sands every day