"If I was a furniture, what would I look like based on your image of me."

Damn. I was hoping for a comfy armchair in front of a fireplace. That's a bit too functional for my taste.

I'm a shelf -- modern, minimalist, and multi-purpose.

"If I was a furniture, what would I look like ?"

Is that chips on the top shelf?

Guess what I just had...

I have enough idea what that is. 

Either I'm spending too little time on the internet or you are spending too much !!

the chips are like the sweet baby rays from the zuck video