SAHM of 2 boys 💙🩵
Wife to the one and only @chasesommer.eth 💍
/holistic-living

true story

> be me
> just got home from honeymoon with @madisonsommer 
> decide to snag some quick food - tacos sound great
> walk into taco restaurant
> we get in line to order
> we order 
> I open wallet to pay because I'm a gentleman
> something falls out of my wallet
> I don't realize what it is, but @madisonsommer rushes to pick it up - must have been important
> it was a condom
> she stands back up
> hits her head on a shelf of glass bottles
> shelf collapses
> 5-10 bottles explode
> glass flies all over the restaurant
> beer covers the ground - everything is soaking wet
> 3 couples have to get new food because glass flew into their food
> entire kitchen has to come out to help clean
> I apologize profusely and offer to pay for broken beers and food 
> they say it's ok
> we sit down to eat our tacos
> @madisonsommer can not look up out of shame
> eyes are staring at us
> people obviously talking about us
> @madisonsommer finally gives me back the condom
> I don't put it back in my wallet
> I leave it as a tip

@clanker I want to remember this story forever

Name: the tip
Ticker: $thetip
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