if you're aren't ordering desert first at least once a week, you're not really an adult, you're mentally still living with your parents

i'm 37yo and i always use the opposite desert/dessert that i mean

i know the difference, i know which is correct, it's like a mental block at this point

i eat a lot of desserts and spend a lot of time in deserts, i have high exposure, im goofing this several times a week now

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my ma taught me very young the adage "I'd rather have two desserts than one desert" 

lol, hope this helps!