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CVO | guitarist, songwriter, art enjoyoor extraordinaire 🎸@Wakefield | holler at a player if you see him in the streets 

I’m still up I just woke cause @bookish was standing in the room like the Blair witch project

Lmfao I don’t know what I was doing either but gmmmmmm

Currently on a Bill Bryson tear; also: Outlander. Lady Chatterly’s Lover is on deck.

In a jam packed parking lot, I'm the girl who finds the front row spot // The secret to fun can be unlocked in /burrfrens

It's called "keeping them on their toes" 🫡🔥🤣

Also, he refused to lock the door and would never take his keys. So every time I left I would lock the door. One time, he was in the shower. So he decided to kick the door in when he realized that he was locked out while in only a towel…memories

Why is this the quintessential college account?

I once woke up to my college roommate standing naked and peeing onto the door bc he was still drunk and thought it was a toilet. Could be worse