Some people are good at acting excited about things.

I am not one of them.

If I seem excited about something, it’s because I am. I’m a horrible faker.

You know how people have that fake enthusiastic voice they use for zoom calls? I don’t have one of those.

Some people are good at acting excited about things.

fuck them and fuck what they're excited about. it's probably bullshit anyways.

If I seem excited about something, it’s because I haven't been sleeping lately.

You know how people have that fake enthusiastic voice they use for  calls? I use buttplugs instead.