Some people are good at acting excited about things.

I am not one of them.

If I seem excited about something, it’s because I am. I’m a horrible faker.

You know how people have that fake enthusiastic voice they use for zoom calls? I don’t have one of those.

Some people are good at acting excited about things.

fuck them and fuck what they're excited about. it's probably bullshit anyways.

If I seem excited about something, it’s because I haven't been sleeping lately.

You know how people have that fake enthusiastic voice they use for  calls? I use buttplugs instead.

23 y.o/ yoga 🧘🏻‍♀️/ future pharmacist/ onchain degen 💪🏻

I strongly believe this is a troll account, and we need more of these here