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i'm now in phase two of explaining my crypto earnings to my bank, which is obliged to check if i'm not a criminal or if i launder money or whatever.
they started out wrong by asking for a receipt for my initial trading investment... so i explained i'm an artist and sell NFT's.
now they ask for screenshots of 'transaction logs' for my art sales... they want me to screenshot the shit out of ethercan and basescan? so i explained it's on the blockchain and how to check it.
then they wanted screenshots for 'proof of ownership' for any copyrighted stuff. almost explained mfers but kept it short haha.
i wonder if there'll be a phase three.

id recommend starting a plan B with no banks
jk but u can tell them to gtfo and get new banks

banks suck... couldn't even get a small loan a couple years back wen drowning in divorce lawyer bills... but when i had some cash between houses they immediately called if they could have my money to invest ('for me'). i politely told them to fuck off.

unless you have a lot of money stored w them, I mean lol

but generally use them only to pay bills and have many so they dont fuck u up with why you so rich mfer