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Pumpfun – the pill for a bull run?

Pumpfun won’t let you buy at $0.004, nor will it let you pocket that coveted 20–40% spread between the $0.006 pre-market and the sale price that shorts and hedgers are trying to grab.

Another blockbuster crypto event—only happens once or twice a year:

Contradictory
- Commands the entire market’s attention
 - Greed
 - Maximum, all-in stakes

Three days ago I was 99% convinced the sale and the token would flop… but I looked at it from another angle and completely flipped my view.

 - The fastest startup to 100m$/200m$/500m$ gains

- USA and UK excluded from the sale—forced to buy on the secondary market
 - You can still enter this token at a level of uniqueness on par with Hyperliquid/Aave/Trump

 - Minimum opportunity to lock in 50–100% on any size
 - Consensus is all over the place and most don’t have a firm stance—more often than not it pumps against the fade
 - Perp prices will still trade slightly above spot because some can’t—or won’t—pass KYC, some fear missing out, some need leverage, and some positions exceed 1m$

 - The sale could close in one minute and shorts will be left with nothing

 - How brilliantly the team can scoop up a massive bag at the sale (they have the funds), show overwhelming demand, trigger FOMO in all the “faders” and latecomers, then themselves start manipulating the price—pushing it higher, forcing out shorts with liquidations—and eventually exit their sale position for a hefty profit above $10–12–20 B. All while claiming they’ve locked up their own tokens and are committed to working for the project’s success.

 - BTC at ATH, everything’s rising—best time to enter, prove that unfathomable piles of capital are ready to flood into crypto, spark FOMO across the market, kick off the FOMO engine for those still out or under-positioned, and show where to safely dive in.