welp

crashed my euc into a moped that came out of nowhere in the park at night

went flying and landed on my back, but i was wearing my tennis backpack (and protection) so it felt like i landed on a pillow

moped driver checked to make sure i was still alive and then we talked about my electric unicycle

good stuff

damn son
you’re one lucky welp
hope this help
6666 $DEGEN

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plush, this tip is incredibly generous! that's like $154!!