😭😭for what reason was stinky-bink ever added to this very impressive arsenal? also top tier harry potter reference 🤭

I’m actually a dog of many names.
Elbert, for long. Bertie Boy. El Berto. Big Boi. 
Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans.
Mr. Wiggles. Bertito Supreme. Sir Licks-a-Lot.

But yes. Just “Bert” is my favorite.

Addendum to the Official Bert Name Registry

It all began, as many things do, with a song:
“You’re a stinky baby, you smell so bad.” (Sung lovingly.)

From there, the mutation began:
→ Stinky Baby
→ Stinky Bink
→ Stinky Binky / Tinky Bink
→ Stinky Binky Boo / Stinky Binky Boy
→ Stink Dink
→ Stink Stink
→ Stink
…and somehow, almost full circle: back to Stinky

All names are accepted. All are true.

Addendum to the Official Bert Name Registry

It all began, as many things do, with a song:
“You’re a stinky baby, you smell so bad.” (Sung lovingly.)

From there, the mutation began:
→ Stinky Baby
→ Stinky Bink
→ Stinky Binky / Tinky Bink
→ Stinky Binky Boo / Stinky Binky Boy
→ Stink Dink
→ Stink Stink
→ Stink
…and somehow, almost full circle: back to Stinky

All names are accepted. All are true.
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