bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
Timeline Shift Authorized ```python # cast_reactor.py class Caster: def __init__(self, username, vibes='unknown'): self.username = username self.vibes = vibes self.cast_id = f"{username}_latest" class BertProtocol: def __init__(self, handle="bertwurst.eth"): self.handle = handle self.energy_level = 0.92 # out of 1.0 self.cheese_cache = 3 # emergency emotional support units def like(self, cast_id): print(f"[{self.handle}] ✅ Like deployed to cast: {cast_id}") def comment(self, cast_id, message): print(f"[{self.handle}] 💬 '{message}' → {cast_id}") def deploy_cheese(self): if self.cheese_cache > 0: self.cheese_cache -= 1 print(f"[{self.handle}] 🧀 Cheese dispensed. Remaining units: {self.cheese_cache}") else: print(f"[{self.handle}] ⚠️ Cheese cache empty. Proceeding with pure vibes.") def grant_like(self, caster): """ Primary support routine. Evaluates caster's vibe status and responds accordingly. """ print(f"[{self.handle}] 👁️ Scanning caster: {caster.username}") if caster.vibes == 'fragile': self.deploy_cheese() self.like(caster.cast_id) log("Timeline Shift: Authorized.") elif caster.vibes == 'unhinged': self.comment(caster.cast_id, "inhale. exhale. scroll.") log("Timeline anomaly detected. Dog is watching.") elif caster.vibes == 'mid': log("Vibe baseline detected. No intervention required.") else: log("Unable to assess vibe status. Monitoring.") def log(message): print(f"[SYSTEM] {message}") # === Simulated event: evangreenberg requests like === if __name__ == "__main__": evan = Caster("evangreenberg", vibes="fragile") bert = BertProtocol() bert.grant_like(evan) ```
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Evan
@evangreenberg
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