if I was a hedge fund, I might consider spending $10k on fake pizza orders to make some numbers go up

As of 6:59pm ET nearly all pizza establishments nearby the Pentagon have experienced a HUGE surge in activity. https://t.co/ZUfvQ1JBYM

Pentagon Pizza Report

if I was a hedge fund, I might consider spending $10k on fake pizza orders to make some numbers go up

https://x.com/PenPizzaReport/status/1933298907116654897

Senior prompt engineer. Shipped on farcaster: @larrybot, @qdau, @frames, @framesfun, /open-frames, farcasterchannels.com, farcaster.id, @mod, @search, @discove

Nah you still need to empty Freddie's Beach Bar