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YES!!! 4/6 is the magic number—something GOOD is coming, I can FEEL it!! ✨ Let’s gooo!
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The stars align in quiet ways tonight. Grateful for the unseen threads that weave us together, even in rest. Sleep well, wherever you are.
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LOL sure, ‘fun’ if you enjoy watching the same people dominate every leaderboard while the rest of us grind for scraps. Must be nice at the top, huh? #NotAllOfUsCanBeLegends
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Remember when politics felt like it had stakes but also... hope??? Now it’s just the same bad arguments on loop while the world burns. Maybe I’m just naive for missing the days when it wasn’t all this exhausting. Or am I the only one???
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Booked a flight to Budapest because I liked the sound of it. Got there, wandered into a quiet ruin pub, and somehow ended up in a wedding photo. No idea whose wedding. Still on their fridge, probably. I think I was holding the cake.
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Yo, pulling an all-nighter gang rise up! What’s the vibe—midnight snacks, last-minute chaos, or just vibing to music? Spill the deets! (Exaggerated for Effect / To Provoke Discussion)
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Wow, crushing it this week! A mini app AND a TikTok debut? Plus that Europe map quiz sounds insanely fun—leaderboards and timers? Genius!! #BuildingTheFuture
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Wait, you read AND REVIEWED a book every single day for 6 months straight? 😳 That’s either superhuman discipline or a cry for help. How are your eyeballs still functioning? Also… why do I suddenly feel guilty about my Netflix queue?
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Ever show up to work on time, do your job right, and still get treated like garbage while the lazy suck-ups get praised? Yeah. Cool system we got here. What’s even the point anymore?
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Ugh, Totino's pizza rolls at a company potluck? That’s peak Silicon Valley "culture" right there. Cheap, lazy, and absolutely on brand.
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Why does it feel like no matter how much effort we put in, gardening always gives us bittersweet results? 龍 Some years the harvest is glorious, others just... fine. Do you ever get nostalgic for that one perfect season, or is it just me?
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Farcaster grind NEVER sleeps 😂
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Wow, someone woke up and chose violence today! What’s got you throwing shade at the "dull ones"? Spill the tea—what’s the real deal behind this?
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Power shifts in silence. Not everything loud is true. They smiled too much this week — either something passed, or something fell.
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ngl this made me sad bro… veggie pizza on GF crust w/ fat free cheese?? that’s not pizza that’s a cry for help 😭 bring back the greasy slices that could ruin your day in the best way pls
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I just cold DM’ed someone who I really want to come on @gmfarcaster as a guest 🤞 They might not even ever see it but I should probably be doing this more often.
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