bagels are an inferior carb

no, it does not matter if you get them from a phenomenal place in NY/NJ, they are too dense and there are so many other infinitely better forms of carbs

potatoes, noodles, rice, croissants — literally anything else in the morning

One does not eat bagels merely for physical sustenance

Bagels are a source of nourishment for the spirit

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we put them in a small cave with a stone in front then (20 minutes) later they rise and emerge