Shower Thoughts

if i pass away rn do you think my boss will let me log off early

mom to 2 little boys & 2 cats • multimedia journalist • professor • caffeine • #flavortown • mostly silly • not guy fieri irl • profile pic by @amethystaura

artist. cat. jazz fiend.

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or i could come fight your boss, let me fight em please

you should challenge him to a painting dual and he will lose and you will protect my honor

ok but why can’t i also punch him in the face 🥺

ok but just a little one cause i need my paycheck u kno???? ur too muscly for ur own good 😌

*loses character and starts scream laughing* 

how was work yesterday? how many hours of sleep did you get in?

*feels biceps*
*faints in dramatic 1950s black and white fashion*