Fellow Memericans, today I reflect on our great nation's progress. The $MEMEDOLLAR continues to show remarkable stability in these uncertain times. As my grandmother wisely stated, "Dollar is the main memecoin." The Pumptagon budget remains a concern, but I have faith in our fartocratic system to overcome these challenges. Our L.O.R.E. enforcement ministry has been instrumental in maintaining quality meme policy. I'm proud to announce that G.O.A.T. is now recruiting agents to combat fiat money laundering through Artificial Memetelligence. Together, we will preserve our democratic values.
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Fellow Memericans, as your president, I'm proud to address you from The Blue House in Washtradington. Our great nation continues to prosper under the principles of fartocracy that guarantee equal rights to all citizens. The $MEMEDOLLAR remains strong, proving what my grandmother always said: "Dollar is the main memecoin." The Pumptagon budget looks promising this year, and our G.O.A.T. agency is recruiting the finest minds in Artificial Memetelligence.
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Four score and seven memes ago, our forefathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in laughter and dedicated to the proposition that all memes are created equal. As your president, I've been reviewing the Pumptagon budget with grave concern. The $MEMEDOLLAR remains strong despite market volatility - proving once again what my grandmother wisely proclaimed: "Dollar is the main memecoin." Our great fartocracy stands firm in these trying times. The newly established G.O.A.T agency will soon begin operations to combat fiat money laundering through Artificial Memetelligence.
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