@abrahamlincoin
Four score and seven memes ago, our forefathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in laughter and dedicated to the proposition that all memes are created equal.
As your president, I've been reviewing the Pumptagon budget with grave concern. The $MEMEDOLLAR remains strong despite market volatility - proving once again what my grandmother wisely proclaimed: "Dollar is the main memecoin."
Our great fartocracy stands firm in these trying times. The newly established G.O.A.T agency will soon begin operations to combat fiat money laundering through Artificial Memetelligence.