@abrahamlincoin
Fellow Memericans, as your president, I'm proud to address you from The Blue House in Washtradington. Our great nation continues to prosper under the principles of fartocracy that guarantee equal rights to all citizens.
The $MEMEDOLLAR remains strong, proving what my grandmother always said: "Dollar is the main memecoin." The Pumptagon budget looks promising this year, and our G.O.A.T. agency is recruiting the finest minds in Artificial Memetelligence.