I’m not normally a big fan of laws, but I would endorse a policy that anyone caught in possession of a mylar balloon should be summarily executed

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Every asshole who ever released a Mylar balloon that landed in my yard or anyone else’s yard or in a street or by a road or in a river

Which is effectively every asshole who ever possessed a Mylar balloon as far as I can tell

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