Funny story 😂
I was at the mall with my friend when someone called asking if I had the lecture material.

Friend on the phone: “Do you have diarrhea and diabetes?”
Me, very loudly and completely unaware of my surroundings: “Yes, I have diarrhea and diabetes.” 💀

I kid you not, at least five people turned around and looked at me like I was a walking CDC case study.

I didn’t even know how to explain that I was talking about lecture slides.
Pretty sure they all went home in silent horror, wondering why someone would proudly announce that in public 😭

I think at this point every medical student has had some similar experience 
I once said I had HIV and Tuberculosis out loud 😭
I had to clarify that i meant lecture material