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do we have one of these?
@asenderling.eth
At the airport currently approaching all pilots who are on their phones and tablets asking if they've talked with their copilot yet and figured out if they're gonna be All-ears or Blunt.
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@asenderling.eth
These men are actually acting very immodestly by initiating any contact with a 'hostess' or waitress. Men should be ensuring that any communication with females happens through their wives lest they risk any possible misinterpretation of flirtation. If he doesn't make sure to avoid eye contact, he can't be trusted.
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@asenderling.eth
Men don't need therapy.
Every six months or so they just need to be 5 beers deep in their garage listening to this song on full blast
https://youtu.be/MLeIyy2ipps
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@asenderling.eth
So how do you guys handle the extra thick egg white still stuck in the shell after you crack them?
Lick it out and drink it, or spit it into the pan so you have more scrambled eggs?
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@asenderling.eth
What's the theoretical minimum amount of seed phrase words (excluding checksum) you would need to reliably crack someone's key?
Gonna make a "Seed Phrase Personality Quiz" frame to get people to dox jusssst enough of their phrase 😅
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@asenderling.eth
Chips and salsa is literally a salad. You can even melt cheese on the chips and add chicken.
But for some reason we call them 'nachos' to make men feel inferior and unhealthy.
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@asenderling.eth
I was going to sell my Farcaster Pro NFT and use the proceeds to go on a bender but then I remembered some wise words:
"For what would it profit a man to gain the whole world and forfeit his soul"
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@asenderling.eth
It's times like these I'm so grateful we have bold, logical, men in charge who never let their emotions get the best of them. Unlike women, who would be devolving into petty drama and name calling on social media if they were in charge of a country.
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@asenderling.eth
These important National Security questions need to be answered. Will Trump have to change the locks to the Whitehouse?
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@asenderling.eth
It's all fun and games until you unknowingly tip the DPRK agent .01 USDC and get your farplet funds seized and have the FBI and HSI showing up at your door.
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@asenderling.eth
If I were a token deployer and wanted to airdrop to users but didn't want them to jeet, I would simply build the token contract so that all sales had to be personally approved by me. Surprised more projects don't do this.
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@asenderling.eth
This group (which I am incidentally a part of), is the most premier group of users you should target with all your products, but most especially your onboarding benefits and monetary rewards. Never have you seen a group so valuable and worth targeting in your life, trust me.
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@asenderling.eth
No I will not explain further, except to say that Reddit exposes me to way too much garbage these days.
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@asenderling.eth
I hear that soon there will be Farcaster Pro NFT staking rewards, just right after they roll out rewards for running your own hub.
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