"my secret trick is to read" that's where 99% of humanity fails

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I would care a lot more about boxing if the loser of each match didn't get paid a shit ton of money.

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An anonymous user account that parodies a deity launching a mint for ~2,500 JPEGs at $20 apiece just a couple days before a major global holiday celebrating said deity's birth feels a bit grifty, NGL. No shade intended to whoever is running the account, which I admittedly follow because it often shares rather funny parody: good game; but I'll pass, thanks. Maybe I just need to be more clever, I guess, if I ever want to get ahead in life. I've gotta admit, a quick $50k for Xmas would be nice right about now.

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PSA: kumquat for scale is so much more flattering for most men than banana for scale jus sayin 🤷‍♂️

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escalators fucking rule

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This looks like an 8bit video game rendered a moped

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This looks like the dark knight built a moped. It’s like Bruce Wayne is covering Peter Parker’s shift delivering pizzas.

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my hot take is that it was never not weird. i think we just used to spend less time thinking about how weird it is.

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If your app requires a phone number to sign up, I ain’t using it

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Hot Take: you can actually just say "I'm not going to be grumpy about this" and then choose to be in a good mood

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this is mf'ing purp we're talking about he literally has a timer to let him know when to rotate and angled marks in his shower floor so he knows how far to go and can feel it with his feet

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The real alpha.

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Attention fellow men: this does not mean "when in doubt, whip it out" Keep your privates private, fellas

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“You don’t come up on my feed” is not ever an acceptable reason not to know what your frens are doing in the crypto art space. You know the algo exists so dont let it rule your exposure to great things. Bop over and see what mfs are doing if you like ‘em so much and haven’t seen them around. Don’t just be only a reply monkey; throw bananas weekly at your favorite mfs. Spread your toes in the sand of this crypto beach. Go ahead, spread your towel out. 🧴 Have a sammich 🥪.

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Meanwhile, on 👇 Facebook: "'Invisible Hand', sounds like Satan!" X: "More like the 'Invisible Hand' of the Deep State!" BlueSky: "Well, I hate to have to carry this water for you, but 'Happy Holidays' isn't an 'Invisible Hand', it's erasing the trauma of colonialism."

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