was building a startup out of ho chi minh city over a decade ago and remember seeing families of 4-5 on a single motorbike zooming around the city and thinking how crazy that looked but now here i am in /paris spending my saturday schlepping my own two offspring around to their respective activities on an electric cargo bike #lifeisacomedy

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took the kids to mcdonalds and the eldest chose to order a regular meal instead of a kids meal... end of an era, RIP my wallet

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the kids just started school this past week but have already been to 3 birthday parties this weekend... i am dad tired... 💀

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dads will see this and just think, "hell yea"

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stopped by a best buy and let the kids have a go at mortal kombat because the wife isn't around they weren't phased at all, got bored after one round and asked if they could go play mario kart on the switch 2 😭

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both of my seedlings are into star wars and have been watching the movies with their grandfather (my father) the past few days they must have finished though because i just found them watching spaceballs, kids confusedly laughing and father just grinning dads gonna dad, i guess... 🧢

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used the "want a s'more?" line with the kids but they didn't get it even worse, they didn't understand my "you're killing me, smalls" follow-up looks like we're gonna have to watch 'the sandlot' this summer

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brb, about to make some kids cry 🧢

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yeah, well, I’m sat on a bench sipping lukewarm San Pellegrino, while my chocolate twists melt. Waiting for Kid A to finish gymnastics.

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they closed schools (public) in our neighborhood today and tomorrow because of this heat but for some reason the music conservatory (also public) is still in session kid 1 wanted to go as it's her last session of the school year and so here i am now at a brassiere where the ac is not functioning with my machine and a pint

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who's building the prediction market for kids fight club?

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me: can we have oreos? oldest spawn: we have oreos at home 🤌

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put up nine before getting off the toilet this morning

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likewise, surely farcaster dad of the year vote isn't complete without the inclusion of the "dad" of @dadcaster, @jrf? 🧢

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