dad-jokes
we’re here to learn new jokes, basically so we can embarrass our kids in front of their friends 
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@aaronv.eth

Why do valley girls always hang in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even.
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@jawa

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@symbiotech

What kind of bees give milk🍼? Boobies!! 🐝🐝
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@aaronv.eth

You cannot laugh out loud in Hawaii. Keep it to a low ha.
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@aaronv.eth

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them how they pronounce 'unionized.'
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@aaronv.eth

There was a king once who was 12 inches tall. Terrible king, great ruler.
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@symbiotech

Cottage cheese isn’t really a cheese at all. It’s just a curd to me!
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@symbiotech

Pinch Punch First of the Month 🗓️
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@symbiotech

@madyak has spoken. Recast to gen-x yo
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@symbiotech

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@zachharris.eth

I hit my token limit is the new I’m gonna takeoff early for the weekend
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@jawa

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@antimofm.eth

Got venison casserole for lunch. Owner comes over, I tell him it was very good. He goes: "I like it too, it isn't even dear"
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@symbiotech

Did you hear the one about Sodium or Na!?
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@jawa

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