dad-jokes
we’re here to learn new jokes, basically so we can embarrass our kids in front of their friends 
@antimofm.eth
Got venison casserole for lunch. Owner comes over, I tell him it was very good. He goes:
"I like it too, it isn't even dear"
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@jawa
President Lincoln’s steakhouse was a huge success until he declared seasoning unconstitutional.
Customers were stunned to learn he’d abolished savory.
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@jawa
Say what you will about Die Hard, but it has the best ending for a Christmas movie
Hans down
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@jawa
The smallest state in the US has decided to change the name of all of its traffic medians.
They’ll now be referred to as road islands.
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@meatballs
Apparently, Socrates was a copper who often said thank you.
He was known to be a grateful officer.
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