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THE DAY I TRIED TO ADULT
EPISODE 1 – Cooking Disaster
I decided today I would adult properly.
Step 1: Cook something edible.
I put on my apron like a pro chef.
Step 2: Boil water. Easy, right?
Five minutes later, my smoke detector started singing.
Apparently, “water” + “instant noodles” + “me not paying attention” = smoke.
I waved a towel frantically, pretending I knew what I was doing.
The smoke detector judged me. I could feel it.
Step 3: Add seasoning. I grabbed the chili powder… and somehow sneezed mid-pour.
Now my noodles looked like a crime scene.
Step 4: Taste test. My tongue immediately filed a formal complaint.
"What is this madness?" it said.
Cliffhanger / engagement: I glanced at the fridge for backup… and it stared back at me. Like, really stared
What should I eat instead? 😂
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