oh boy — my career path 

1) jailbreaking, roms & fixing phones
2) marijuana distributor 
3) selling shrubs & rolling sod 
4) landscape design 
5) dishwasher boy
6) garde manger & fry chef
7) mortage underwriter 
7) union custodian nyc ps
8) insurance & annutiy sales 
9) accounting clerk 
10) micro-cap bd & corporate acess rep
11) mid-cap corporate ir
12) large & mega cap: positioning/ipo
13) turnarounds & special sits
14) crypto consultant: growth/events
15) founder, game studio 
16) crypto consultant: strategy/incentives
17) plant & shitpoaster

🧠 My Career Timeline (Unfiltered):
	1.	Phone jailbreaker & ROM wizard
	2.	Weed distro, pre-legal grind
	3.	Shrub plug & sod roller
	4.	Backyard to blueprint (landscape design)
	5.	Dishwasher grindset
	6.	Line cook: Garde manger → Fryer king
	7.	Mortgage underwriter
	8.	NYC public school custodian (union strong)
	9.	Insurance & annuities hustle
	10.	Accounting clerk era
	11.	Micro-cap markets & corp access
	12.	IR for mid → mega cap cos
	13.	Turnarounds, special situations
	14.	Crypto growth & events
	15.	Game studio founder 🎮
	16.	Tokenomics, strategy & incentives
	17.	Now: I plant & shitpost for a living 🌱💩