meta yearns for the platform and yet they will never have it forever damned to slopifying the internet

humiliation ritual of having to email someone

any ball knowers

So why didn’t ICOs work

apple watch is lowkey cool i just wish you didn’t look like a massive retard when you wear one

experiencing the 48 step EightSleep onboarding flow and all I can think about is how terrible it must have been to code that

if anyone is in DC for the crypto bill signing and wants to grab coffee lmk

In a breakthrough peace deal Mark Zuckerberg has acquired a 49% stake in the country of Iran, with Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei playing a pivotal at the helm of Meta’s Superintelligence division

“why do i feel so great all the time?”

two slow movements I’ve been enjoying recently

why is the whoop app so bad

TIL about orm.drizzle.team/drizzle-stud... most goated