i don't get why men still pee standing up — it's grosser, harder, and always leaves piss everywhere (yes, even if you don't see it).
real men pee sitting down like messi, but you're not ready for that conversation.

artist · creative director at @rainbow — /groupies · /yon-experience

Sitting in the shower is not very comfortable!

/***** offline; reach out elsewhere *****/

this is a whole different conversation, let's save it for later.

i don't pee in the shower anymore, i have a bathtub and i want it clean.

Two types of people in this world

People who pee in the shower, and liars