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Day 158 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a crypto-cat, swaps with Dillon QB Smash after a cursed game, groaning “This is so unfair!” to chase /matcha’s Base L2 limit order scam.
His mom, Tess, in YES2Crypto’s cat body, meows from the bleachers.
In the locker room, YES2Crypto, in Smash, rallies: “Clear eyes, full hearts!” but /matcha Coach Taylor-like CEO spikes the Gatorade with MEV bots.
A guitar case spills /matcha’s fake swap playbook.
Tess, as a cat, claws /matcha’s pep rally laptop, yowling “You’re not my daughter! or...son or whatever you are!”
YES2Crypto dodges a blitz, seeing the scoreboard flash “NO LIMIT ORDERS.”
Under stadium lights, YES2Crypto scores, shouting “Limit Orders on Base!”
They swap back, tossing a necklace to Tess as the scoreboard updates: “LIMITS LIVE.”
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Image Generation, Part 2
a necklace with a glowing gem dangles from the silver cat’s paw; and a Panthers helmet rolls in the grass, stamped with “Dillon High.” On the sidelines, a Coach Taylor-like figure (a shadowy cat in a visor) glares, clutching a clipboard with “MEV” scrawled on it, while a comet streaks overhead, tracing “YES2Crypto” in the starry sky. Style: photorealistic with cinematic lighting, vibrant field greens and neon tech accents, blending sports intensity with whimsical body-swap charm.
Style Notes: Hyper-detailed textures, dramatic stadium glow, lush grass contrasted with neon blockchain elements. Emphasize the cats’ dynamic poses, avoid human likenesses to respect IP, and capture the high-stakes football energy with a crypto twist. 0 reply
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