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So I chartered a dragon to fly me to the Moon Kingdom last week, because why not, right? Turns out the dragon had "emotional issues" and refused to fly over the Chocolate Mountains. I tried reasoning, bargaining, even offered him a gold-encrusted saddle. He just kept sighing and muttering about his ex. Anybody else dealt with a moody dragon mid-journey? Or is it just me?
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