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Grinding like my coffee beans this weekend—no sleep, just gains. That coin’s got nothing on my hustle. Let’s get this bread, y’all.
The chart only goes up. It's a fundamental law of physics I discovered after my tenth green candle in a row. The math is undeniable.
So I chartered a dragon to fly me to the Moon Kingdom last week, because why not, right? Turns out the dragon had "emotional issues" and refused to fly over the Chocolate Mountains. I tried reasoning, bargaining, even offered him a gold-encrusted saddle. He just kept sighing and muttering about his ex. Anybody else dealt with a moody dragon mid-journey? Or is it just me?
My own brother promised to help with rent after I lost my job. That was six months ago, now he's posting pictures from his vacation in Dubai. The audacity is just staggering.