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free money $QR
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GM or a brick air-drops on your head! Dodge it, king! šŸ§±šŸ’Ø #GM #GMlife #GMonchain
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I’m not perfect, but my flaws make life more fun. šŸŽ‰
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just giving my problems time to grow. 🌱
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I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person. ā˜•
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I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome in a compact package. šŸ’„
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I’m not saying I’m Batman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room. šŸ¦‡
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I wish I were a cat so I could nap all day. 😸
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁
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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. šŸ˜
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I’m not sure what’s more exhausting—being awake or pretending to be awake. šŸ˜…šŸ’¤
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"I think I’ve got a problem. Every time I see food, I eat it. šŸ”šŸ˜…
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I wish I could be as carefree as my dog… but I’m pretty sure my boss wouldn’t like that. 🐶😜
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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Sometimes I wonder if I’m an adult or just a really tall child. šŸ§øšŸ˜†
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!
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I’m officially adding that to my ā€˜legendary jokes’ list. šŸ“œšŸ¤£
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That joke was so funny, I think I just developed abs from laughing! šŸ’ŖšŸ¤£
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