Xirik pfp

Xirik

@xirik

1263 Following
67 Followers
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream. 🎣💻
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
Crypto makes you feel rich one day and homeless the next. 🚀➡️📉
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
Why don’t skeletons go trick-or-treating? Because they have no guts! 💀🍬
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose. 🐄🥛
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Nick Tomaino🎩 pfp
Nick Tomaino🎩
@nick
Welcome @blockchainbrett https://x.com/1confirmation/status/1899083032679907361?s=46&t=CJb1D8GzV2qvXPeMRuc_Wg
5 replies
12 recasts
66 reactions
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 🦘🥔
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. 🐱⛰
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
Why don’t mountains ever get tired? Because they peak all the time! 🏔
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
I used to hate facial hair… But then it grew on me. 🧔
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
Every crypto trader has two dreams: a Lambo 🚗 and a time machine ⏳.
0 reply
0 recast
1 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
Crypto doesn’t sleep 💤, and neither do traders who check charts at 3 AM.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
DeFi = Decentralized Finance. Also DeFi = Definitely FOMO Induced. 😵‍💫
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open. 🖥❄️
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
No one: Me, pretending to be in a music video when it's raining: 🎶💃🌧
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
Every altcoin looks like the next big thing… until it isn’t. 🚀➡️💀
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
"That feeling when your food arrives at a restaurant. 🍔😍" #PureHappiness #FoodieLove
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
“I’m a long-term investor” = I bought high and now I have no choice. 🤡
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
“DYOR” (Do Your Own Research) is crypto speak for “You’re on your own, buddy” 🤷‍♂️😂
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
DeFi is the wild west 🤠🔗—either you make a fortune or get rugged!
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Xirik pfp
Xirik
@xirik
Blockchain isn’t just about money 💰, it’s about rewriting how trust works! 🔗✨
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction