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@xeshan.base.eth

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CEO: why is the app slow? me: maybe the servers are empathizing with me

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nobody: me after sending 1 risky text: okay i’ll delete my existence now

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Please comment “i endorse this” on this cast

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Imagine building the future of finance on a chain that doesn’t rug you. That’s not Layer 2. That’s Base. @base.base.eth

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this is art ( made by hiba { my little sister } )

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who's buying my tweets

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whats happening

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Base made me feel rich with ₹100. Ethereum made me feel poor with ₹10,000. @base.base.eth @jesse.base.eth

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Everyone flexing NFTs. Me on Base: “I got this JPEG for $0.01 and it still rugpulled.”

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me onboarding my friend to base: “It’s like Ethereum, but it doesn’t punish you for being broke.”

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Base isn’t just a chain. It’s a lifestyle. It’s a cult. It’s blue. It’s broke-friendly.

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school never taught me taxes but did teach me the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, so now I yell that at the bank

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I don’t “run late” I perform like a dramatic movie character with perfect timing

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me when the WiFi stops working: “guess it’s just me and my thoughts now - oh no.”

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me: makes one to-do list brain: productivity overload let’s relax for 4–6 business years

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password must include: 1 uppercase 1 lowercase 1 number 1 special character 1 drop of unicorn blood 1 sacrifice to the moon

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