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Nick Nolte only has so many films left in him. Let’s make ‘em count.

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Are all the actors on SQUID GAME as bad as the VIPs and I just can’t tell because they’re speaking Korean?

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If a 90s legal drama doesn’t have Susan Sarandon doing a southern accent is it really a 90s legal drama?

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There are certain scenes that make you realize not just that an actor sucks but that they have never been good. James Franco walking through New York at the end of THE DEUCE is such a scene.

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lol cast to earn

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It’s hard to watch DEATH PROOF and not believe the people who say Tarantino “likes to watch women suffer” and “isn’t actually good at dialogue.” If you listen closely you can hear him masturbating from the director’s chair.

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Jordan Breen was not a guy who liked MMA and got good at talking about it. He was a genius who just happened to be interested in MMA.

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Sorry but that’s an alien.

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Sure, I’ll say it: Tubi is the best streaming service. You want Mr. Potato Head-era Mickey Rourke movies funded by Russian oligarchs? They got ‘em. You want documentaries about how Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landing? They got ‘em. The only cost is watching a commercial for Downy Unstopables every 15 mins.

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The sign said not to feed them.

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Does this checkmark mean I can finally post pictures of birds in /birds?

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Dear Mr. Linklater. We do not want a black and white French-language film about your love of cinema. We want a naturalistic hangout movie where all the characters talk about studies they read.

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THE TYLENOL MURDERS: We’re running out of good crimes.

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Need Jordon Hudson 30 for 30 right fucking now.

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An episode of SNL hosted by John Hamm where he performs the opening monologue as Don Draper then plays Don Draper in every sketch.

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Oh my goodness, how about that steep drop-off in quality in YELLOWJACKETS season 2? How about Juliette Lewis having to pretend these other actors are anywhere close to her level? Oh my goodness.

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Muse of CAPTAIN PHILLIPS is not studied or spoken of enough. He is determined, optimistic, and scared. Most importantly, he wants to think of himself as, and often is, a good captain. He is unquestionably one of cinema’s great antagonists and “I’m the captain now” remains one of the great lines in film history.

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The most noble beast.

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Somewhere in Montana.

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