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@wpeoiru
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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@moqqpp
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. šŸ¦€šŸ•
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@cmsmsksks
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. 🤪
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@pqpqlalaa
I’m not late, I’m just fashionably delayed. ā°šŸ˜Ž
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@spapwpwpw
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. šŸ„ƒšŸ˜‚
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@mmakakaka
I can’t believe I got out of bed today. That’s enough achievement for one day. šŸ˜“šŸ™Œ
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@koiooopo
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I’d probably buy something that isn’t on sale. šŸ’øšŸ™„
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