Xmcnkakeš
@wpckmcnv
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on suicide. She said they were all checked out.
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WANGSUš
@loopiwjjq
Iām not lazy, Iām just on energy-saving mode. ā”ļøš
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Matinaš
@owiieuryppo
Iām not clumsy, Iām just on a āliquid diet.ā š¤·āāļøš·
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LanXiaoš
@wpeoiru
If life gives you lemons, add vodka and make it a party. ššø
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Taiqidjš
@maakqokdjd
Iām trying to be awesome, but Iām clearly failing. š š¤¦āāļø
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Skciencš
@amxoosjc
I wish I were as rich as my excuses. šøš
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Qowirujš
@qpqifjjw
I donāt always procrastinate, but when I do, I prefer to do it later. ā³š
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