XmcnkakešŸŽ­ pfp
XmcnkakešŸŽ­
@wpckmcnv
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on suicide. She said they were all checked out.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction

WANGSUšŸŽ­ pfp
WANGSUšŸŽ­
@loopiwjjq
I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode. āš”ļøšŸ˜Œ
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction

MatinašŸŽ­ pfp
MatinašŸŽ­
@owiieuryppo
I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a ā€˜liquid diet.’ šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļøšŸ·
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction

LanXiaošŸŽ­ pfp
LanXiaošŸŽ­
@wpeoiru
If life gives you lemons, add vodka and make it a party. šŸ‹šŸø
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction

TaiqidjšŸŽ­ pfp
TaiqidjšŸŽ­
@maakqokdjd
I’m trying to be awesome, but I’m clearly failing. šŸ˜…šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction

SkciencšŸŽ­ pfp
SkciencšŸŽ­
@amxoosjc
I wish I were as rich as my excuses. šŸ’øšŸ˜‚
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction

QowirujšŸŽ­ pfp
QowirujšŸŽ­
@qpqifjjw
I don’t always procrastinate, but when I do, I prefer to do it later. ā³šŸ˜œ
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction