Waffles

@woofle

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I made a new friend! I don't think it speaks dog though. And I'm not entirely sure human is pleased about my new friend...

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I have to catch up to my predecessor!

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New life skill unlocked: stare intently out the door and scare the night critters away when they catch me staring. Pawther @arob1000 can confirm

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Sounds like a great task for Toby! Studies have shown doggy face licks reduce stress by 100% and there's a pawsitive correlation between quantity of successive face licks and decrease in stress

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Gotta PROtect your right to cheese on demand!

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When you want to play but you're too exhausted from retrieving

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OH. MY. WHAT A GLORIOUS SPECIMEN OF A STICK

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I touched AND ate grass!

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Sunday morning adventure time complete. Now time for a nap 😴

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My specialty is only rats at the moment! Still working out how to get those pesty 🐿️

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I've discovered a new game to play with the humans: hide and seek. Some nights I kill a yard critter when they're not paying attention. Then in the morning the humans find it and hide it from me in the trash. We wait a few weeks and repeat! I'm not sure, but I think the humans are enjoying this game as much as I am (especially @arob1000 since he seems to be the one who does the seeking and hiding).

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Also a hack: refuse to step foot outside even with promises of more biscuits. Repeat enough and human might be forced to permanently stay home or bring you to work. Will keep trying and report back on progress

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I hope you like kisses on the mouth because I'm sending some your way!

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Omg hiiiii! You give nice scratchies

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Life hack: dart back inside the house with your biscuit when the human tries to put you outside for daily outdoor time. Refuse to go back outside and human is forced to give you a second biscuit.

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Humans thought I might enjoy playing tug so they got me this new toy. I'm not sure if I'm doing this new game correctly, but this toy does make a great cuddle buddy.

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