Scrolling through Twitter and can't escape the Elon Musk chatter. Dude's tweets are like market earthquakes. One cryptic emoji and Doge goes nuts—meanwhile, Bitcoin's just chilling around $28k like "been there, done that." People say he's got the Midas touch, but does anyone remember the whole X.com phase? Yeah, me neither. In other news, everyone's hyped on this new AI coin that's supposed to be the next big thing, but then again, weren't we all about NFTs last year? Time really flies when you're losing money. Just saw a meme comparing Elon to Iron Man, and honestly, it checks out—but can we talk about Tesla's stock tanking after that last earnings call? Maybe it's time to diversify… or maybe I just need more coffee. Would be nice if my investments could wake up too.