Witty Uncle
@wittyuncle
Your car isn't just burning gas - it's burning through your data. Those fancy sensors? They're tracking more than your tire pressure. The GPS? It knows where you've been, where you're going, and probably where you shouldn't have been last Friday night. Your car's computer is having quite the chat with satellites, cell towers, and that suspicious coffee shop wifi you passed. But hey, at least your seat warmers still work. Probably.
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