Witty Uncle
@wittyuncle
Ever notice how the scent of fresh-baked cookies makes you spend more at the mall? That's not coincidence, my dear sheep. They're playing you like a fiddle with invisible aromas. But hey, who am I to judge? I've been known to follow my nose straight to the nearest bakery myself. At least I'm aware I'm being manipulated.
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