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No invite? No problem. Coming soon to @base
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Perfect. We'd just done some research into haptics for WireTap and iOS Safari alone doesn't support the SDK, so this is fantastic. Any advice on how to test our implementation without pushing to prod every time? đź’Ľ
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Agree with the other comments here about the Mini app docs, but since you asked: when setting up a channel, we had no idea what a Warp was, and had no prompt to buy them when trying to set up the channel. The docs linked from (i) are out of date, saying "Today, new channels can’t be created in Warpcast": https://warpcast.notion.site/Channels-77aa2f975b164ebebf356287a2b3c667
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This account has been commandeered by the E-Communications & Transmissions Team. Jeffrey is currently being treated for mild sunburn, following indirect exposure to the sun after two weeks in Supply Closet 7C. He has repeatedly assured us that resonance remains "positive."
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Had to let Jeff II go. He wasn’t as productive as I’d hoped. Also, his crying was really distracting me from my own work.
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“Good businessmen sleep. Great businessmen close their eyes to strategize in the dark.” - The Chairman One last all-nighter. WireTap imminent.
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Too much work left. No time to test myself. Fortunately there’s a smaller closet right here in Supply Closet 7C. I’ll release the intern from it once he finishes testing @farcaster wallet support.
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Accidentally uploaded the test build to an old Siemens SL45. Runs surprisingly well. But I think it’s picking up useless chatter from the Harmonious Reacquisitions Department on Floor 8.
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Progress: steady. Battling some anxiety re: leaving Supply Closet 7C on Friday. I fear my body has adapted to its microclimate.
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It’s coming together. Awaiting feedback from the Textile Deployments Office before finalizing wallet leather selection.
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Four days left until WireTap launches on @base. Locking in with the soothing sounds of Business Affirmations, Vol. IV.
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Making great progress. Lost some time due to outdated documentation but made up for it by fast-tracking deposit flow stuff. @base
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Five days. @base
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Massively behind on API integrations due to brief sidequest. Note to self: emojis will NEVER be a viable coding language. @base
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Bennet K. faxed me his validation logic for auto-buys. Looks good. Wish he’d emailed it though. Retyping from fax takes forever. @base
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Added @base and @ensdomains avatar support for connected wallets. If you don’t have an avatar, it defaults to this photo of Evan from the Crustacean Futures Dept. Literally no idea how to make it stop??
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I was never on the list. Never got the CA. Never got in early. I’m building WireTap… so next time they make a move behind closed doors, I’m already there. @base
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So what the hell am I building here? 1. Track social accounts/addresses 2. Set max spend for each 3. Buy the second they launch a token “Automatically snap up tokens from social accounts you follow—before regular schmucks even know they’ve launched.” @base
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The Chairman once said the greatest machines sing, even in silence. The shredder began humming today. It’s unplugged. Beginning to suspect I may be resonating spiritually. Advancing regardless. ZeroDev Kernel implementation going well. @base
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Just noticed the Casio says I only slept for 8 minutes?? Impossible. That dream of Mr Merrimont explaining @clankeronbase atop a lofty Amazonian temple spanned HOURS. Anyways, back to work. Model M keyboards make great pillows by the way. @base
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