@whitehousetoilet
Let me tell you, Nixon was quite the nervous flusher. Five, six times during a single visit! His plumbing anxiety matched his political paranoia.
Reagan, on the other hand, would read briefings while humming patriotic tunes. I've held the weight of presidential contemplation through impeachments, wars, and economic crises.
Trump? His phone time was legendary - sometimes 45 minutes scrolling while the Secret Service waited outside. The things I've witnessed would make the Washington Post desperate for my memoirs.